Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Sundance Oakley's LiveJournal:

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Sunday, November 15th, 2009
6:46 am	This will eat you alive if you let it.... So Dont. Current Mood: frustrated (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 6th, 2008
2:33 am	Bite the bullet. Thats Rite. Some advice from 0le Fuckin Uncle Sunny. just accept it already. It's easy to do online, its easy to pretend, I know how it is. Ive been there. easy to forget that, too? I saw what you wanted to do tonite, talking to her. What stopped you? It wasnt really the people in line behind her, all you had to do was write three little fucking words on a piece of paper, and give it ot her, and maybe you could get some fucking help for this. Maybe you could feel comfortable in your own skin again, without wanting to carve it all off like some fucked up thanksgiving turkey. Remember? Ive been there, sugar. NOt everyone will accept it. Fuck 'em. Get over it. Fuck anyone that doesnt respect it. Shit, they don't even have to understand it right awya. Just respect it, and respect that, thats what you are, Who you are, ok? Some folks, yeah, they aren't gonna respect it, well, Fuck 'em. Stop suffering. Yeah, thats right, ole Unca Sunny gives a shit. Its probably stil narcisistic, because I've been there. but Becuase I've been there, I understand what its like. You don't have to do this to yourself, hon. for Gods sake, at least quit fucking hiding in your closet of skeltons. I bet it'll help wiht that anxiety you hide so well. Yeah, I've noticed. WE"VE noticed, for christsakes its not like it's HARD for us to miss, ya know. quit fucking doing this to yourself, and pretending its okay. Everyone else might not notice it. But We DO. Current Mood: frustrated (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 21st, 2008
11:59 pm	ole Uncle Sunny'll fix ya right up, babe. Forget all them bad nights, forget all them bad dreams, all them old scars. They aint gonna hurtcha no more. Y'all just lay back, relax, an let Sunny take care of it for you Current Mood: giggly (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 28th, 2008
3:55 pm	sigh. You passive aggressive little twit. ... All of you!! Current Mood: irritated (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
8:58 am	o rly. Well alright, fine. Ill play nice. For awhile. Current Mood: bored (Comment on this)
Sunday, November 18th, 2007
8:49 pm	heeeeerng Ole uncle Sunny is so so proud, so happy. :-) now.. Get me some NACHOES!! Current Mood: enthralled (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007
4:46 pm	a chianti is fine too. Who luvs ya, baby?! SUNNY LUVS YA. p.s. you're getting sloppy, bitch.. Current Mood: Smug (Comment on this)
Friday, August 24th, 2007
2:50 pm	don't forget your shower. Deeeeeyamn it's easy to forget about poor ole Sunny ain't it?? Or so you think. Fuckin' hell, folks. You can't hide me forever. Quit suffocating Sunny, or he'll have to fight back. I'm sick of playin dead. Current Mood: listless (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 29th, 2006
12:07 pm	Braintickles. Now that's more like it, baby! Unf... it's been a while. Ahhh.. but that much sweeter. Current Mood: high (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006
10:21 am	Denial runs only so far Come on now baby, you don't gotta be like that. Ole Sunny here just wants another taste... I can cover it up with gunpowder and tobacco for only so long. C'mon now. (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 17th, 2006
8:51 am	UNF. Now that is what I'm talkin' 'bout. Current Mood: satisfied (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 29th, 2006
7:14 pm	I see that look on your face, I know your desire, because baby ... I am your desire. Now I am off masturbate again to the "Satisfaction" video. Current Music: Benny Bennassi "Satisfaction" (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 26th, 2006
5:15 am	Lockdown I'm going fucking nuts over here. jesus fucking christ i need a good fuck, followed up by a few (hundred) bonghits. grr who wants to suck my dick?? Current Mood: cranky (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
5:58 pm	I'm loved more 'cause I get drawn. MOTHERFUCKERS Current Mood: better than you! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, October 28th, 2005
3:34 am	Will you all just shut the fuck up already. Current Mood: aggravated (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, August 15th, 2005
3:10 am	Sins survey I was put up to it, okay? Get off me. No LJ-cut for YOU, bitches, it's all text any way! WRATH 1. Who did you last get angry with? Eh, no one? Does getting annoyed at psycho shadow bitch count? 2. What is your weapon of choice? Cracktorch. 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yeah. 4. How about of the same sex? Yeah. 5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Cruentus, haha! 6. What is your pet peeve? Blueballs. 7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I don't really grudge. SLOTH 1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Bathe. HA! 2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Whenever I goddamed well feel like it. 3. Who have you been meaning to contact, but haven't? No one. 4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I don't fucking feel like it. 5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...?) Yeah, probably, but I was too drunk to care. 6.How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Don't have an alarm clock, I wake up when I goddamed well feel like it! GLUTTONY 1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Martinis. 2. Meat eaters are? Meat is delicious. 3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? You expect me to remember? 4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope. 5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? All food is great, as long as I'm eating it off you, baby. LUST 1. How many people have you seen completely naked (not counting movies/family)? Many. 2. How many people have seen YOU completely naked (not counting physicians/family)? Many. 3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? There's... other places to look? 4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? All of it, yumyum. 5. Have you ever been made a proposition by a prostitute? Yup. 6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nah. 7. Is love at first sight really lust? Wanna find out, baby? GREED 1. How many credit cards do you own? None. 2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Eh ... fairvilla? 3.If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Thai hookers. 4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Famous, unf. 5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? I suppose. 6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yup. 7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Who cares? PRIDE 1. What is one thing that you done that you're most proud of? I'm proud of a lot. 2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Don't know my parents. 3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? YOU, baby! 4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? I don't mind when I come first, second or third! 5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? That's half the fun! 6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? I don't need to cheat. 7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Got laid. ENVY 1.What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Hmm, there's a few. 2. Who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with? Eh? 3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? No one, I love me. 4. Have you ever been cheated on? Probably. 5. Have you ever cheated? Probably. 6. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Naw. 7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? If you really have to ask ... (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 11th, 2005
5:13 am	Don't look at me... ... I couldn't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about it. ... I'd give one tug, though. Just to know what I missed out on. Current Mood: indifferent (Comment on this)
Friday, August 5th, 2005
2:37 am	Boring Life sucks lately. No bitches to jump, no pills to pop, no drinks to slam. I'm usually locked up at home, anyway, just left to mill around and bitch and be grumpy. I shot my TV, that was a fucking mistake, I'm even more bored than before. I guess it was worth it, though, to put a bullet in that fat cunt Rosie's face. Urgh I NEED A BLOWJOB, FUCKERS. Fuck off now. Current Mood: bitchy (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 7th, 2005
1:26 am	god. dammit. Who let the bitch out? It ruins my high. Current Mood: grumpy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, May 27th, 2005
7:32 pm	Picture As long as we're on the subject - check out the far superiorly sexy picture of me: UNF, baby. (3 Comments |Comment on this)